Jokes in the News Paper

Esta es mi propuesta para esta semana. Como he oído que estáis trabajando en un periódico, he pensado que sería buena idea hacer un pequeño cómic en inglés. Normalmente en los periódicos hay algunas viñetas de humor. Yo so pondré algunas viñetas, luego algunos chistes y luego te toca a ti crear tu propia viñeta. ¿Te atreves?

JOKES

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

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A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.

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Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.

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Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please!

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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

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